By Amber Shaffer,
SDAM Staff Writer
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2008 SDAM.com/Amber
Shaffer
| You know it,
and I know it, so let's just get it out of the way now - I did not go
to see Dave Gahan for his new solo stuff; I wanted to hear Depeche Mode.
And in the end, I was not disappointed. Plus Gahan's a hottie, although
I hear if you get close, you can see how old he looks now. That's why
I stayed in my seat and watched him shake & shimmy his black hip-hugger
covered ass from a safe, blurry distance.
Now, I thought I was at the Dave Gahan Solo Tour but turns out it was more like the Dave Gahan Sexy Workout Video. If I do jumping jacks to "Personal Jesus" next time I go to Sabbat, will I simultaneously look ridiculous and hot, just like Dave? And when you're ready to feel the burn, feel free to join him in the Flashdance spin. And for warm up (and I do mean warm), there's the aforementioned ass wiggling and hip-shakin, guaranteed to burn off love handles and saddlebags. Recommended exercise clothing is a pair of low slung jeans and t-shirt. Which you if you don't rip off by song three, you obviously arenšt working hard enough.
Besides Personal Jesus, other DM songs (I can remember) that filled the hall were World in my Eyes, I Feel You, Never Let Me Down Again, and an acoustic Enjoy the Silence. There were more, but I think Dave knocked them all out of my head when he grabbed his crotch at the lyric "my little one" from A Question of Time.
The show ended relatively early and since it was Thursday, my cohorts and I rallied and went over to Shooterz who hosts my favorite 80s dance night. Take a wild guess at what band we heard whilst trying to perfect our Gahan-hip-shake... |